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Although the Internet has been around in one form or another since 1969,
most people seem to think that Bill Gates invented it along with
Windows 95. When the Internet and the World Wide Wait came to the
public consciousness, one of the promises was that demographic profiling
could result in precisely targeted marketing. In other words,
marketers would build profiles of your Internet viewing and shopping
activities, and send you advertising containing only items of interest to you.
That was the promiseand the premise. The reality is
light-years removed from the fantasy.
Every day, Trilithon Software receives hundreds of (sometimes over a thousand) Spams. In fact the
Spam exceeds the legitimate messages by around twenty to one. In
somewhat inverted engineering lingo, the noise to signal ratio
is twenty to one. Pretty much all of the Spam touts products
that are of doubtful utility, doubtful legality, or downright fraudulent
or illegal. Instead of precisely targeted advertising, we have the E-Mail
equivalent of carpet bombing. Trying to run a legitimate business on a network
clogged with the spewage of criminals is difficult to say the leastyou
have to spend several hours a day doing the equivalent of shovelling out the stables.
Most of the time, the products are irrelevant to me or
my business. Every day, I receive Spam for tobacco products (I
don't smoke). Every day, I get Spam for weight-reduction products (at
175 cm tall and 68 Kg, I
am, if anything, underweight). Every day, I receive Spam for breast enhancement
creams (I am male).
Every day, I receive Spam for Make Money Fast
schemes (that don't work).
Every day, I receive Spam for As Seen On
National Television (must be the nation of Elbonia).
The list goes on, and on, and on . . .
Every day, I get Spam written in Spanish (I don't read Spanish),
German (I don't read German), Polish (I don't read Polish),
Chinese (I don't read Chinese) or Korean (I don't read Korean).
Why these bloody idiots think I want or need advertising in languages
foreign to me, I can't imagine. I can only assume that they are
operating under Spammer Rule 2 (Spammers Are Stupid).
So what's the point of this rant? Well, the point is, the
promise of precisely targeted marketing is broken, and looks
to remain that way. Spammers obtain mailing lists of tens
of millions of names (undoubtedly marketed by other Spammers)
and adopt a Spray and Pray approach to sending
out the junk E-Mail for their Spam Scams. Out of all of the
several hundred thousand or so Spams I have received, there has not
been a single product that I could deem the slightest
use to me, even if they worked or were legal.